I never want to demean another person’s creation, just wondering, who would wear a floral penis headband? Other than bachelorette party attendants, who is the target audience?
Yeah the ehtereal whimsy of this photo is really confusing to me. Like, “fairy penis”… or something.
I’d wear it. The target audience is me. I mean I wouldn’t wear it outside but that doesn’t mean I still wouldn’t wear it.
Is it…jizzing?
I would wear this on Mother’s Day and see how many of my relatives dared to say anything.
I would buy it if it weren’t $40.
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Say what you want but that is hilarious.
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if there’s ever a zooey deschanel porn parody she should wear this
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The commentary on this is just… AND YES, THE FLORAL PENIS HEADBAND IS TOTALLY JIZZING, ALL OVER YOUR HEAD.
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i think it’s cute
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…i think if anything, what bothers me is 1) how large it is for a headband accessory 2) how obviously sexualized it is...
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